Posts Tagged ‘H.M.S. Lydia’

  1. RON – Episode 6 “Hacked”

    7 September, 2010 by Alexa Chipman

    Finally got off work long enough to do some writing! Whew! I started out with a concept of doing a play on an Easter Island myth but what ended up coming out was a rant against the hacks that Ilane has suffered under recently. I say rant, but it was more of a subconscious outburst of anger… okay that didn’t sound right either. Basically the hacking storyline pushed its way into the episode and I decided to give in and go with it.

    As a result what we ended up with was an interesting character piece with insight into Lydia herself when Penn enters her world via a neural interface. Although not explicitly stated, it shows that Lydia has been having trouble recently with her own life because of the loss of Fitzgerald. She’s shut people out and also become softened herself alone in there with her grief. When Penn bursts his way into her world in an attempt to save her she realizes that she isn’t alone and can once more become the ship she was when we first met her before Fitzgerald died.

    I had hoped to touch on the storyline a bit later, but that’s how it worked out. As I said, none of it was planned. Sometimes characters just grab you by the wrist and demand their story be told. So blame Lydia, not me.

    Excerpt:

    “Where are you?” he shouted, turning around in the virtual world. She lay shivering in darkness, fading in and out of existence. He rushed to her, pulling her close. The shifting world of code and blackness dissipated and he found himself holding her in a large crowd. Grotesque faces surrounded them— monsterlike insect creatures devouring their way toward her. Instinctively, Penn loosened his sidearm, but what good could it do here? They were virtual— probably representations from Lydia’s own mind of what the virus was like. He glanced back at her hovering form, bathed with blood and tears as her terrified eyes looked up at him. He realized what he had to do.

    “Who are you?” he asked calmly, trying to ignore the clucking and slithering noises surrounding them.

    “Lydia.”

    “What are you?”

    “A ship,” she sobbed.

    “Wrong,” Malcolm pulled out his gun and handed it toward her, “you are a warship. What is your duty?”

    “To protect the crew and England.”

    Penn looked her straight in the eyes— only she was truly in the ship’s computer and could defeat the virus. Something in her face hardened. She cocked the gun and fired. An insect-creature exploded right before reaching her. With firm precision she took out the next one. Upon seeing their weakness, she dropped the weapon and began hand-fighting her way through the mob— ruthlessly knocking them down and out. Penn followed as they fled through a door. Lydia slammed it shut, there was a series of otherworldly shrieks, then silence. Grimly she looked over at the young officer, “you are right. I had forgotten who I was. Do not let me forget again.”


  2. Royal Offworld Navy Short Story 2

    29 June, 2010 by Alexa Chipman

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    Special thanks to Michael Hudson for show logo.

    Yes already an episode 2– I find it is easier to write several at a time, particularly with a new concept. Rather than throw the entire crew at the poor listener all at once, I am starting to drop names in little by little. This time, for example, we learn who the captain is and slightly more about the XO. It is still primarily from Penn’s POV, which will change later. I do not believe in overwhelming with the entire cast all at once, so it might be a few episodes before we learn all their various backstories.

    This time I wanted to do a First Contact, but also keep the historical aspect of the show. The idea is that the leaders of the Picts were actually aliens who really did have blue skin. Their human followers painted themselves to match. I won’t spoil the story for you, but I think it definitely keeps the history + scifi that is the basis of the Lydia series.

    Excerpt as usual:

    Pendennis sat forward with his hands pressed against the pair of headphones he was listening to intently. He glanced up at Lydia hopefully but she merely shrugged— if a ship spoke a different language, she could be of no assistance in translating it.

    “Lydia to Conn— they are not hostile, that is all I know,” she spoke into the microphone, “I would sense if they were.”

    The XO spoke in return, “Mr. Pendennis?”

    “I am running a comparison in our database, there is some relation to both ancient Gaelic and a language from one of the moons in Andromeda. I estimate at least two hours before I am able to decipher their message.”

    “You have ten minutes,” she responded, “the ship will be in orbit by then.”

    “Aye, aye,” Pendennis tried to sound confident. He listened even more closely, and allowed the alien language to repeat over and over until it saturated its way into his consciousness. He told himself to think of it like his old Sonar duties— instinct and concentration, rather than depending on computers. Not that they weren’t a handy tool. A note on his monitor indicated several possible word matches.

    He ignored the blaring speakers calling for the other chap in the communications room to contact Earth HQ as he scribbled and crossed out words on a piece of paper. Finally he wrenched off his headphones and stared entirely at his notepad.

    “I’ve got it!” he grinned.

    “What? The rain in Spain?” the other chap swiveled round in his chair, “there is no bloody way you could translate that Alien nonsense this quickly.”

    Penn gave him a quick glare, then turned back to write out his findings more neatly. He made a mental note to send a complaint to whomever had thought it amusing to include “My Fair Lady” in the monthly film selection sent up by shuttlepod.

    He handed the note to Lydia, who skirted the ladder up to the Conn. There was an extended silence, followed by, “has it been confirmed?” in a dubious voice. She did not like having to wake the captain.


  3. Royal Offworld Navy Short Story 1

    by Alexa Chipman

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    Special thanks to Michael Hudson for show logo.

    As you may or may not know, the main HMS Lydia series ends with Story 22. At first I was just going to end the entire series there, but I received several comments from listeners asking for at least a quick comment on what happens to Lydia later in time. I thought it was a legitimate question, but as I was drafting a response, it became complex enough to warrant another entire series of stories.

    At first I was going to just call it H.M.S. Lydia 2 or something dull like that, but quickly realized it would be confusing both on the iLane web site and keeping the two stories straight. As a result of a bit of back and forth on Twitter, I came up with “Royal Offworld Navy (RON)” which works quite well.

    It is set a couple of years in the future (maybe around 2015 or so) when Lydia has become a spacecraft. As a bookend to the other series, I had the descendant of the original Pendennis come on board as the POV character for new listeners. He also has a bit of a subplot discovering more about his ancestor who was on board the original HMS Lydia where we can learn more tidbits of information about her later career.

    Here is an excerpt. You’ll hear more in the behind the scenes episode that will end the main HMS Lydia storyline:

    Lydia sat with her feet dangling through the hatch between the Conn and Communications Room. She liked to be in a central location between the two. A familiar voice entered her head— a ship was nearing their position. She remembered it all to clearly. With an elegant leap, she bypassed the ladder and landed gracefully inside the CR. Pendennis glanced up and smiled at her as she poured knowledge onto his screen. She still enjoyed speaking with the crew, but found it was much swifter to place everything she knew about a ship right in front of them, rather than try to talk swiftly only to have it repeated right left and centre all over the ship. The young officer pushed a blue lever back and leaned forward slightly,

    “Friendly contact bearing zero-niner-zero, Range four double oh three oh.”

    “Set the Gertrude,” the captain’s voice echoed back, “request rendezvous on far side of the moon.”

    “Request rendezvous on far side of the moon, aye,” Pendennis tried to hide his excitement, but failed. He was positively beaming with pleasure when an elderly voice came through his headset.

    “Well well, seems the Lydia has had a few upgrades,” the alien scientist chuckled, “last time we were here she was a lovely little slip of a thing constructed of wood!”

    “Are you implying I am uglified?” Lydia danced over next to Pendennis.

    “Dear, dear, no indeed.”

    “What is your business on Earth?” Pendennis felt it high time they returned to the matter at hand. He tried to sound friendly, but his request was so formal that it had the opposite effect.

    “Young man, I am here to return your Sea Otters!” the scientist replied huskily, “as promised to Captain Gibson.”

    Pendennis quickly scanned over the information Lydia put up on his computer— it was in archaic English and some sort of ancient report. The chap who wrote it still used the word larboard for heaven’s sake.

    There was a metallic whirr as the Captain slid his way down the ladder with one swift movement. He picked up the spare set of headphones and put them up to one of his ears.